Remy (merc_borsig)

Race #1292

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Official speed 90.05 wpm (49.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 11, 2018 4:16:20am UTC
Race Finish March 11, 2018 4:17:10am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. brandonismlglol (95.80 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.06
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.