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Race #1275

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Official speed 77.10 wpm (58.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2018 12:53:25am UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2018 12:54:23am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. busiclucho (61.49 wpm)
5. alphawolf962 (47.93 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 95.08
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.