Jeld (jeld)

Race #12717

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Official speed 86.41 wpm (56.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 13, 2019 5:16:34am UTC
Race Finish May 13, 2019 5:17:30am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 103.69
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...