Heapcleaner (fathur)

Race #12683

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Official speed 86.22 wpm (56.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 26, 2018 2:08:14pm UTC
Race Finish February 26, 2018 2:09:11pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. emle10 (78.19 wpm)
4. d3_aston (75.44 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 103.46
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...