Prince (princesp)

Race #1261

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Official speed 47.68 wpm (94.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 15, 2018 1:11:04pm UTC
Race Finish March 15, 2018 1:12:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. karlizee (55.52 wpm)
4. pink_gemini (44.06 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 58.81
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.