Kaymart (barrix)

Race #1254

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Official speed 62.34 wpm (72.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 15, 2018 5:07:37am UTC
Race Finish May 15, 2018 5:08:49am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. kirubelt (49.03 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 76.89
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.