Olivia (orangejuice246)

Race #1249

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Official speed 79.97 wpm (56.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 18, 2017 3:33:56am UTC
Race Finish September 18, 2017 3:34:53am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 5. doomlad (72.35 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 98.63
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.