View Pit Stop page for race #1248 by looneyjuice — Ghost race
View profile for Judas Escargot (looneyjuice)
| Official speed | 103.38 wpm (61.06 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 9, 2019 1:40:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 9, 2019 1:41:52pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 151.62 |
| Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |