Joshua (jefry1217)

Race #1229

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Official speed 81.44 wpm (59.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 25, 2018 3:54:43am UTC
Race Finish December 25, 2018 3:55:43am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. gamerfreaky (85.55 wpm)
4. nixon_the_cat (81.38 wpm)
5. hamshank (76.78 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 97.73
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...