View Pit Stop page for race #1223 by wubz — Ghost race
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Official speed | 82.94 wpm (50.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 18, 2013 11:29:54am UTC |
Race Finish | August 18, 2013 11:30:45am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Opponents |
2. abizern (72.37 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |