View Pit Stop page for race #1199 by parajenn — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 91.88 wpm (40.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 4, 2017 10:33:19pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 4, 2017 10:34:00pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Opponents |
2. oneguardsam (84.21 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |