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Race #1194

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Official speed 76.33 wpm (58.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2017 3:58:14am UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2017 3:59:13am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. fudoakira (91.95 wpm)
3. pansuizeliang (73.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 94.14
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.