View Pit Stop page for race #119 by titogreg — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.25 wpm (50.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 26, 2013 5:44:34pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 26, 2013 5:45:24pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. houstonsleepingbeauty (87.21 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |