Joe (joffles)

Race #119

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Official speed 78.83 wpm (79.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2020 10:29:46pm UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2020 10:31:05pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. driftbreeze (95.41 wpm)
3. iupgrade (78.16 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 139.26
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Uh, no, there's more. One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once, I went out with a guy who wore 3D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time I went to a really boring movie with a guy, and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that but then he got weird.