View Pit Stop page for race #118 by emergency — Ghost race
View profile for Joe (emergency)
| Official speed | 59.01 wpm (71.38 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 14, 2018 5:07:11pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 14, 2018 5:08:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 60.98 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |