UltraDev (ultradev_)

Race #116

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Official speed 81.43 wpm (59.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 7, 2020 3:58:06pm UTC
Race Finish January 7, 2020 3:59:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. montrealtyper (67.87 wpm)
3. shoy2 (66.24 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.71
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...