View Pit Stop page for race #1157 by lucktale — Ghost race
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Official speed | 93.23 wpm (78.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 24, 2023 5:09:45pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 24, 2023 5:11:03pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. freshlumpia (86.55 wpm) 3. how_to_type_80wpm (77.62 wpm) 4. ring2020 (71.67 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 156.94 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |