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Race #115

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Official speed 78.14 wpm (62.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 7, 2019 11:14:52pm UTC
Race Finish January 7, 2019 11:15:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. oisinoduibhir (81.76 wpm)
3. brunog (71.12 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 93.77
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...