Mees (meeszon)

Race #1139

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Official speed 77.25 wpm (58.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 16, 2020 12:42:34pm UTC
Race Finish March 16, 2020 12:43:33pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. dalysin (69.16 wpm)
3. cgev (61.87 wpm)
4. ajaybhadauriya (60.15 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 95.28
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.