View Pit Stop page for race #113 by mattclowns — Ghost race
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Official speed | 67.86 wpm (62.07 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 29, 2016 10:51:07pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 29, 2016 10:52:09pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. beth5507 (85.37 wpm) |
Accuracy | 89.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |