View Pit Stop page for race #1128 by mikeyjohn — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.84 wpm (45.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 1, 2022 3:55:18pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 1, 2022 3:56:04pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. pen_island (107.88 wpm) 5. xenonreaction (69.14 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 94.90 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |