Alex (kylon)

Race #1127

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Official speed 92.49 wpm (52.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 8, 2018 2:07:03pm UTC
Race Finish July 8, 2018 2:07:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. kaspervdpol (105.26 wpm)
2. mslib9 (94.28 wpm)
5. vilius8 (80.74 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 110.98
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...