Alistair (alimc2007)

Race #1118

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Official speed 57.33 wpm (85.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 11, 2020 9:17:49am UTC
Race Finish December 11, 2020 9:19:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 70.71
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.