Chrism4 (chrisman44)

Race #11100

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Official speed 60.36 wpm (74.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 8, 2018 12:33:59am UTC
Race Finish April 8, 2018 12:35:14am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 74.44
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.