Millie (theonetruemadlass)

Race #11

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Official speed 106.79 wpm (43.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 4, 2022 1:21:52am UTC
Race Finish April 4, 2022 1:22:35am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. nukecee (116.53 wpm)
3. vixt (108.07 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 131.71
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?