Bög (thebiggay271)

Race #10954

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Official speed 90.14 wpm (49.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 18, 2019 6:25:59pm UTC
Race Finish April 18, 2019 6:26:49pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. hussain55555 (79.23 wpm)
3. supreme320 (78.45 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.