View Pit Stop page for race #109 by swagpiratex — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.74 wpm (49.71 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 31, 2012 12:15:57am UTC |
Race Finish | August 31, 2012 12:16:46am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. nwkwok (108.27 wpm) 2. xstacy (96.95 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |