I always win. (ialwayswin)

Race #109

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Official speed 99.87 wpm (42.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 25, 2009 6:07:49am UTC
Race Finish November 25, 2009 6:08:31am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. l3attman (83.32 wpm)
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.