View Pit Stop page for race #108 by secretz — Ghost race
Official speed | 84.16 wpm (50.05 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 17, 2015 3:12:17am UTC |
Race Finish | December 17, 2015 3:13:07am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. emptygesh (117.23 wpm) |
Accuracy | 92.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |