View Pit Stop page for race #1059 by mywaifubestwaifu — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 68.23 wpm (61.73 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 16, 2022 5:15:37pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 16, 2022 5:16:39pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. carnage2 (76.47 wpm) 5. userofnames (59.31 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 70.51 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |