View Pit Stop page for race #10568 by ml1326 — Ghost race
View profile for Speedy (ml1326)
Official speed | 113.84 wpm (55.45 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 2, 2019 2:35:40am UTC |
Race Finish | May 2, 2019 2:36:35am UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 166.96 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |