Assassin4Hire (strictmath)

Race #1051

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Official speed 84.77 wpm (49.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 24, 2015 5:39:12am UTC
Race Finish February 24, 2015 5:40:02am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.