Jennifer (jenniferzed)

Race #1051

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Official speed 82.88 wpm (58.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 10, 2017 6:30:00am UTC
Race Finish October 10, 2017 6:30:58am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. coolguy22laptop (112.69 wpm)
2. sheel (92.30 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.45
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...