Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy)

Race #10493

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Official speed 75.05 wpm (49.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 30, 2009 2:40:04am UTC
Race Finish January 30, 2009 2:40:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Points 0.00
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.