jp (jetalidro)

Race #1047

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Official speed 60.95 wpm (73.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 30, 2018 2:32:51am UTC
Race Finish July 30, 2018 2:34:05am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. feke_pk_fr (50.18 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 75.18
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.