View Pit Stop page for race #1039 by carb0n13 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 89.18 wpm (47.23 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 7, 2020 1:27:45pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 7, 2020 1:28:32pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 92.15 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |