View Pit Stop page for race #1038 by kmamp — Ghost race
Official speed | 116.87 wpm (36.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 27, 2014 7:30:35pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 27, 2014 7:31:11pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. princesszelda (147.44 wpm) 4. swaax (104.45 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |