View Pit Stop page for race #1013 by theophysicist — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 78.05 wpm (57.66 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 14, 2018 6:16:14am UTC |
| Race Finish | November 14, 2018 6:17:11am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. vdud3 (131.90 wpm) 5. jgello (71.88 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 96.26 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |