View Pit Stop page for race #1007 by typosterix — Ghost race
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Official speed | 77.03 wpm (54.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 11, 2015 3:16:37pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 11, 2015 3:17:32pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |